my first take at this or that tuesday:

  1. sexier (female)…pamela anderson or jennifer garner? — jennifer, she’s less fake and more down to earth.
  2. sexier (male)…ben affleck or matt damon? — umm, i’m going to skip this one.
  3. the better piano player…billy joel or elton john? — elton of course, he should have the title piano man not billy.
  4. funnier…david letterman or craig kilborn? — is neither an option? if i had to choose though i would have to say letterman.
  5. the dumber cartoon cat…stimpy (of *ren & stimpy*) or tom (of *tom & jerry*)? — never watched the first sorry. so i guess i’d have to answer tom.
  6. a better news anchor…tom brokaw or dan rather? — i’m partial to nbc so i’d go with tom brokaw.
  7. a better tv chef…emeril lagasse or jacques pepin? — emeril and who?
  8. the trashier talk show host…maury povich or jerry springer? — i’d have to say both.
  9. the worse fast food burger joint…mcdonald’s or burger king? — i used to work at bk and it wasn’t that bad. plus there is the fact that mcd’s burgers aren’t that tasty.
  10. thought-provoking question of the week: only a handful of u.s. presidents have been considered to be *great* of the following two, which one do you consider to be greater…franklin d. roosevelt or abraham lincoln? why? — lincoln, he’s one of the fathers of our great nation. like all new nations, we were the most vulnerable to negative and outside influences at our inception. it takes a great leader to lead a growing nation and succeed. it’s far easier for someone like roosevelt to take the reigns later in our history. i’m not saying he wasn’t a great man, just not at the level of lincoln

shorter questions than the friday five, but i’ll give it a whirl more often.